p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
january 2013: this shall be my year may 2013: well, shit
samebitch: teapayne: The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions
vladimirmedvedev: “omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
at what age do i just magically turn hot
peruvian-diego: its all bout u gurl on ur 16 birthday
what i if told you you the read first line wrong same with the second
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
zelda-huffington: thatwhoviansynesthete: reuniclus: bebopit: THESE ARE MACAROONS THESE ARE MACARONS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE #kawaii hamburgers pretty patties Pretty patties
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
opkomstfout: stop whatever you’re doing just stop breathe you’ll be ok if you see this, somebody cares times are tough, but somebody cares. you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever don’t do it because somebody cares don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness
reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST FUCK OFF.
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
umyeano: loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand...
laugh-addict: when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings
slapmyelbowyoudoitlikethis: randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
lameborghini: occupation: unsuccessful but determined text post blogger
dont yell at me
bananakittywho: snaku: dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me instead of yelling try not yelling if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
tothedangerzone: Apparently “Google” is the most searched term in Bing.
montypythonsflyingsurplus: loveanddrevenge: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me” omg
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: paintedbreath: i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
vocaroo: this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen
hstyles: the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding